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hexington:

Bow down to the TRUE LORD

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE.

(Source: catbushandludicrous)

evanedinger:

rraaaarrl:

Cat riding a roomba [x]

This is why the Internet exists

This should’ve been the infomercial for this product.

okcgoldmine:

i am surprised by approximately none of this

This site. Is a goldmine. Thank you Verona for sharing this with the internet.

WHEN I TAKE OUT MY TRASH

wheninla:

…And find someone digging through it

EVERY. DAY.

distractedbyshinyobjects:

missrep:

Short hair isn’t a cry for help
“when she was 15, Miley Cyrus showed off a photo of iconic British model Twiggy, all big eyes and choppy blond hair, and said, “One day I’m going to cut my hair like that. I know I am. I will.” So she did. But in a culture where a female doing something just for herself – not her fiancé, not her family, not her fans – is seen as transgressive, that’s enough to call her masculine and shocking and unstable. And that’s not just sad, that’s totally crazy.” - Salon 

I cut my hair even shorter than Miley in college (see that shaved part over her right ear? That. All over.) Luckily no one called me crazy to my face, but I gotta say, my first reaction to this picture was “Oh great, now everyone’s going to go after her like Britney. Never mind how adorably 80s-punk-rock she looks.” Haters to the left.

I think she looks great! Didn’t recognize her. GO HER! I love a woman with short hair. So much more interesting.

This is what happens when you act like a dick. You get live-tweeted.

ohno-polio:

Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;

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